How Simple It Was…

Life is complicated…no shit.  Never has anything baffled us more than just the simple daily skewed workings of life.  Not even to go into the true meaning of life, because we all know what type of stoner conversation that would be, but let’s just look at every day and how fucking hard it is to live. 

1)  C.R.E.A.M.= You know it’s true.  You know that money is everything in today’s world.  Money does buy happiness.  It is evident all around us.  Daniel Tosh mentioned something about this in one of his stand up routines and it was very true.  “You will never see a homeless person skipping.” Among his other references to wave runners, this one really caught my ear and I realized that it was totally true.  A homeless person (because there are homeless bitches too!) is the prime example of the true result of how we are told that money is not everything.  Yeah?  You really think that friends and love will keep your mortgage payment up to date?  Or will it keep your car from being repo’d?  FUCK NO! Look at the homeless people who took that saying way too literally.  They are living the good life with no taxes and under the true freedom of America.  They have everything we have including the same level of sanity that just about every other American has but they lack one simple and crucial element…MONEY.  You want to say money doesn’t buy happiness?  You will never EVER see a pissed off guy driving a Ferrari or even a Porsche.  You might come across a miserable fucker in a Corvette but hey, that’s just because they know they are in a vette, the poor man’s Ferrari.  You will never find an angry man who has paid off his own house, never to pay those scrounging cunts at the banks another dollar of his money.  You will also never find an angry woman who just got her Bentley detailed after a mani pedi on Rodeo Dr. 

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES PEOPLE! Stop polluting the heads of the future with this non-material bullshit!  We all know that is an outright lie about the American principles that have created this dog-fuck-dog world. 

Okay that was my bit on the money game, now on to something a little bit more crucial to the essence of our survival…


What the fuck is wrong with our food nowadays?  NOTHIN!  Why do we have committees and groups and activists sitting there, trying to destroy these fast food companies that feed MILLIONS of hungering, uneducated mouths everyday?  We have the opposition to fast food to cause the normal ones a little bit of due guilt every now and then.  Every now and again we really do need to be reminded of what is in the edible shit we call a food industry.  Sometimes we really need to know how much cow dick we are eating and how we are ingesting more hormones in one beef particle board than Arnie the Governator has injected into his ass. I mean, we really are getting fucked up here!  Our children have taken the brunt of it as well.  Have you seen the children today?  I see more fat fucking chubby sorry sons of bitches than I care to see and they are going to have the stretch marks of a mother by the time they are old enough to swim…or sink.  Did you also know that the young ladies of the world are being tricked into eating foods whose hormones cause unexplainable changes in their bodies before a healthy child would ever experience?  Girls are getting periods at ages much younger than in the past, partly because of the chemicals they have been piling into their bodies unknowingly, but known by the companies profiting off of their sick creating.

Now on the other hand, as young adults or as adults, we should know better than to let our children or even ourselves eat this more than 2 times a week.  Most of us do, but because we are ganja loving greenhorns, we let the cbd’s get the best of our stomachs.  We make the choice to pollute ourselves with a triple stack of grease and particle meats. They should make the consumption of fast food something reserved for people 18 and up.  This is because by that time, the females will be close to finishing their development and the males smart enough to know how to order our own food.  Also, this is because we will reasonable be able to make the decision on if we want to put those things into our bodies.  We are adults by that point and just as we are allowed to smoke a wrapped up piece of dog shit called a cigarette, we should be able to order our own cheeseburgers of death.  Hey, I do not care what the fuck they put in my burgers, as long as it tastes good going down, stays down, and cures my ailment of the munchies.  However, I do find myself morally objecting to letting developing children eat the same things we know are silent killers.  I mean, would we let a 5 year old smoke a joint?  Or maybe let your toddler take a milkshot off the Roor. Maybe dabs for your 10 year old? I mean cmon people!  I hope anyone reading this would rather put crushed glass in their child’s mouth as opposed to the manufactured death catalysts we call a burger! It baffles me how many loopholes there are in the system and how everything that falls through it harms those who least know what is happening.  No one is protecting the youth just as no one protected us as we came up into the world.  As we see the dawn of a new age of unprotected youth, we should really reflect on how we are going to make it different for little Timmy and his friends.  We really need to focus on the teaching and protecting as opposed to the harsh, American reality of growing up that is currently in place.  What do you think is going to kill half of the population eventually?  Health problems caused by poor diet, lack of exercise, cancer from cell phone radiation shooting through your brain, and radio waves frying our brains from the televisions.


We have to see that everything around us has been created to disguise as an advancement of our mankind!  The reality is that these advancements are going to kill all of us one day! 

The next headache you get, just ask yourself if you really want to know the truth that is going on up in your cranium or if you want to let the tumor grow until it takes your brain and all of its functions with it.


Fuck all y’all. We DroLife.  We go after life.  We wonder life.  We push life.  We hate how life is.  We hate what life is.  We want to change what life is. Image


13 responses

  1. Who are you? I’m in love with your syntax

    February 9, 2013 at 6:27 am

    • Thank you beautiful! 🙂
      My name is Gabriel, I am just your average 21 year old stoner from California looking for other people that like to think…
      Thank you for the feeback, I always get weary of getting too syntactically complicated and losing the reader.

      Honestly, you are incredibly intriguing…I would love to know more about you. Your personal videos just pull me in and the voice just is so peaceful and graceful.

      February 9, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      • Nice to semi-formally meet you. My name is Hope, 22 years old, currently living in DC. You’re so very friendly! Interesting you’re from California (specifically LA-area) – I’m planning to move there soon! Stoner buddies, possibly? 🙂

        February 9, 2013 at 8:41 pm

      • Thank you, however, I think it would be hard to be mean to you ;). I love your name, Hope. That’s ironic that we semi-formally met then because I would love to be stoner buddies with you. When are you trying to move down here? do you travel here often?

        I am in need of a partner in crime since I just turned 21 🙂

        February 9, 2013 at 9:19 pm

  2. Lol, awesome! I plan to move there at the end of year! I have family out there so I visit quite often! What type of music are you into? Do you dig quiet storm classics (70’s/80’s/90’s R&B)? That’s all I smoke to!

    February 9, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    • Sick! When’s the next time you’re coming out? I would love to plan a night out or something fun while you’re here.

      I gravitate towards East Coast 80’s/90’s R&B and hip hop. I also used to play jazz piano and drums so any jazz from any era gets me going ;). I am always open to new music though. Lately, I have been vibing to 90’s style chopped & screwed type artists.

      February 9, 2013 at 9:34 pm

  3. Yesss 🙂 nice, so we can definitely be cool then cause we got similar musical taste. Really, I love all types of music. Hip-hop, jazz, electronic, dubstep, dance, r&b, rock, alternative, mainstream shit….all that. I even fuck with Mozart lol. I’m not exactly sure when I’ll be out there again, but I’m thinking sometime close to May or June. I hate to ask this question but, what’s your zodiac sign? lol I’m a cancer.

    February 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm

  4. Have you heard ‘Shawty swing my way’ chopped and screwed? Really dope.

    February 9, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    • I’m an aquarius…is that the right answer? lol

      February 9, 2013 at 9:50 pm

      • Lol! No right answer! You’re personality is cool enough on it’s own. Yeah, check it out and let me know what you think!!

        February 9, 2013 at 10:04 pm

      • Will do. So what do you do to pass the time in DC?

        February 9, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    • havent heard that song yet but I will definitely give it a listen asap.

      February 9, 2013 at 9:50 pm

  5. Man, I read a lot, work on my mind n shit. Listen to loads and loads of music, I basically live with my headphones on. Go to live shows a lot. I also really enjoy smoking and having philosophical conversations. What about you?

    February 9, 2013 at 10:10 pm

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