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Think Tankin’

What to write about next?  Stoner philosophy, reality, sex, money, guns…what should I talk about next? 

 

You will know soon as these high fingers cannot keep from typing for long…

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How Simple It Was…

Life is complicated…no shit.  Never has anything baffled us more than just the simple daily skewed workings of life.  Not even to go into the true meaning of life, because we all know what type of stoner conversation that would be, but let’s just look at every day and how fucking hard it is to live. 

1)  C.R.E.A.M.= You know it’s true.  You know that money is everything in today’s world.  Money does buy happiness.  It is evident all around us.  Daniel Tosh mentioned something about this in one of his stand up routines and it was very true.  “You will never see a homeless person skipping.” Among his other references to wave runners, this one really caught my ear and I realized that it was totally true.  A homeless person (because there are homeless bitches too!) is the prime example of the true result of how we are told that money is not everything.  Yeah?  You really think that friends and love will keep your mortgage payment up to date?  Or will it keep your car from being repo’d?  FUCK NO! Look at the homeless people who took that saying way too literally.  They are living the good life with no taxes and under the true freedom of America.  They have everything we have including the same level of sanity that just about every other American has but they lack one simple and crucial element…MONEY.  You want to say money doesn’t buy happiness?  You will never EVER see a pissed off guy driving a Ferrari or even a Porsche.  You might come across a miserable fucker in a Corvette but hey, that’s just because they know they are in a vette, the poor man’s Ferrari.  You will never find an angry man who has paid off his own house, never to pay those scrounging cunts at the banks another dollar of his money.  You will also never find an angry woman who just got her Bentley detailed after a mani pedi on Rodeo Dr. 

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES PEOPLE! Stop polluting the heads of the future with this non-material bullshit!  We all know that is an outright lie about the American principles that have created this dog-fuck-dog world. 

Okay that was my bit on the money game, now on to something a little bit more crucial to the essence of our survival…

FOOD-

What the fuck is wrong with our food nowadays?  NOTHIN!  Why do we have committees and groups and activists sitting there, trying to destroy these fast food companies that feed MILLIONS of hungering, uneducated mouths everyday?  We have the opposition to fast food to cause the normal ones a little bit of due guilt every now and then.  Every now and again we really do need to be reminded of what is in the edible shit we call a food industry.  Sometimes we really need to know how much cow dick we are eating and how we are ingesting more hormones in one beef particle board than Arnie the Governator has injected into his ass. I mean, we really are getting fucked up here!  Our children have taken the brunt of it as well.  Have you seen the children today?  I see more fat fucking chubby sorry sons of bitches than I care to see and they are going to have the stretch marks of a mother by the time they are old enough to swim…or sink.  Did you also know that the young ladies of the world are being tricked into eating foods whose hormones cause unexplainable changes in their bodies before a healthy child would ever experience?  Girls are getting periods at ages much younger than in the past, partly because of the chemicals they have been piling into their bodies unknowingly, but known by the companies profiting off of their sick creating.

Now on the other hand, as young adults or as adults, we should know better than to let our children or even ourselves eat this more than 2 times a week.  Most of us do, but because we are ganja loving greenhorns, we let the cbd’s get the best of our stomachs.  We make the choice to pollute ourselves with a triple stack of grease and particle meats. They should make the consumption of fast food something reserved for people 18 and up.  This is because by that time, the females will be close to finishing their development and the males smart enough to know how to order our own food.  Also, this is because we will reasonable be able to make the decision on if we want to put those things into our bodies.  We are adults by that point and just as we are allowed to smoke a wrapped up piece of dog shit called a cigarette, we should be able to order our own cheeseburgers of death.  Hey, I do not care what the fuck they put in my burgers, as long as it tastes good going down, stays down, and cures my ailment of the munchies.  However, I do find myself morally objecting to letting developing children eat the same things we know are silent killers.  I mean, would we let a 5 year old smoke a joint?  Or maybe let your toddler take a milkshot off the Roor. Maybe dabs for your 10 year old? I mean cmon people!  I hope anyone reading this would rather put crushed glass in their child’s mouth as opposed to the manufactured death catalysts we call a burger! It baffles me how many loopholes there are in the system and how everything that falls through it harms those who least know what is happening.  No one is protecting the youth just as no one protected us as we came up into the world.  As we see the dawn of a new age of unprotected youth, we should really reflect on how we are going to make it different for little Timmy and his friends.  We really need to focus on the teaching and protecting as opposed to the harsh, American reality of growing up that is currently in place.  What do you think is going to kill half of the population eventually?  Health problems caused by poor diet, lack of exercise, cancer from cell phone radiation shooting through your brain, and radio waves frying our brains from the televisions.

 

We have to see that everything around us has been created to disguise as an advancement of our mankind!  The reality is that these advancements are going to kill all of us one day! 

The next headache you get, just ask yourself if you really want to know the truth that is going on up in your cranium or if you want to let the tumor grow until it takes your brain and all of its functions with it.

 

Fuck all y’all. We DroLife.  We go after life.  We wonder life.  We push life.  We hate how life is.  We hate what life is.  We want to change what life is. Image


Back from the dead…

Well, Drolife is back.  Back to give you some new thoughts to consider.  Back to give you a new outlook on this confusing game we play everyday.  Back to give you something that tells you that you are not alone. 

 

I have many great ideas of what might be some interesting and taboo topics and I hope you will stay up to date and maybe throw in some thoughts of your own.  I have refined my goals with this entity I have started and hopefully it has a tad bit more purpose than before.  Keep with me in this journey as each and every one of us finds the answers we thought were so far away…


Finding our way…

How do we find our way in life?  How do we know which path is right for us?  How do we know if this LIFE is right for us?  On this Saturday, I would like all DroLifers to think about this.  I know that there are people out there that are feeling stagnant, bored, or just useless.  I admit, I feel that way too at times and after going through the feeling of being a bump on a log for far too long, it is time to brainstorm and make our ways in this world.  We don’t need to follow footsteps, we need to make them.  The type of imprints in wet cement, that will be there forever.  Not the imprints in wet sand that will be washed away by the next crashing wave.  Meaning this:

1) Build your empire on a foundation of rock:  The first start to making something meaningful for yourself and worthwhile to your pockets is in your mind.  Do not let yourself get bogged down by the stresses that come with multi tasking and making things happen by yourself.  Instead, understand the importance of having a sound mind and a sound and efficient thought process.

THINK EVERYTHING THROUGH AND ONLY DO WHAT YOUR MIND BELIEVES IS RIGHT.

2) Great minds think alike:  BRAINSTORM.  Share with us.  Share with anyone that will listen!  Get your ideas out there without revealing everything and see what people have to say.  Any feedback is good feedback and that is what you want right?  You want to know if what your are doing is something people will follow and attempt but not succeed at replicating.  The mindset of the youth today is to make things from the ground up.  To build a Kingdom, an Empire.

3) JUST FUCKING DO IT: You will never know until you try.  Interpret that as you want.

Please share your experiences with us at Dro Lifestyle.  Share your ideas.  We want to gather everyone up over a blunt, a dab, a snap, anything and share our ideas to make this world work for US.  Creativity is the only thing that can keep us ahead of the curve.  When you get a melting pot of different ideas, opinions, and resources…the unimaginable can be achieved.


Birdman puts his money where his mouth is!

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Birdman is taking $5,000,000 of that so fresh but not so clean YMCMB money and throwing it down big on the New England Patriots in this 2012 Super Bowl.  Last year it is said that he wagered $4,000,000 on the Green Bay Packers in last years Super Bowl…and won.  Could he double his streak this time around?  The DroLife news team headed out to get the opinion of both sports handicappers and bookies alike…here’s what we got:

Anon Bookie #1:

Q:  How do you feel about players like Birdman?  The ones that despite their normal seasons go HUGE on big events like the Super Bowl?

A:  “As a sportsbook, any sportsbook, you get your mix of both the good and the bad.  You kinda have to take a chance with guys like this because it can pan out only 1 of 2 ways.  Either they win or lose.  Rarely would you have a player break even.  I, personally, can’t let myself get caught up in the emotional stress aspect of it because when it boils down to the root of this business, it is all about the math.  I love to see clients win when they have had a bad week or a bad year, and I also love to see clients lose because, naturally, I do it for the money.  I was happy to see Birdman win big last year of course because it wasn’t off of me, but regardless, in handicapping you have a 50/50 shot so maybe this year the house will see itself $5 mil happier.  The second you start wanting something to happen in the game, the exact opposite will happen.”

So now that we know how the house feels about this, let’s see how the players feel about it…

Sports Handicapper #1:

Q:  Birdman is posting tweets about a $5 million wager on New England for the Super Bowl…do I even need to ask how you feel about this?

A:  “Eh fuck em.  Too many gamblers out there that post just as much over the course of a year or even months to mind that flashy bullshit.  Maybe I’m saying that out of jealousy because I could definitely use that money to pay my debts from last year’s Bowl. (slight chuckle)  It’s just an insane amount of money to be putting down on a team that got spanked by the Giants earlier this season.  The Pats are fucking amazing but from a handicapper’s view I have no fucking idea how this game is going to play out.  I think he might have over played his luck on this one.  My only wonder is if he is really going to pay up if he loses.”

Well, it seems like it all just comes down to luck with a gamble like this.  We will see how it turns out for the king of Hip-Hop money but either way I can imagine his in-game experience being intesified more than we can ever imagine.

Gambling for people like Birdman or any other big time hustler, exec, agent, or anything is using disposable income.  However it is easy to get caught up over your head, chasing and chasing for your money only to lose most if not all of it.  If you know someone that has a gambling problem get them help before they lose it all, but if you know someone that has the means to gamble then hell get in on their action!

money=power=success=LivingtheDROlife.


Keeping my head in the clouds

It seems like all around us people are going crazy in one way or another.  You better tighten that screw it’s been loose for a long time.  Everything from some crazy Egyptians running around in counterproductive chaos to adults dropping responsibilities because they do not know how to keep their pockets fat.  That is besides the point,however, because we don’t give into that BULLSHIT!  We live the Drolife, full of tasteful indulgences.  Cars, women, retiring early and not to mention WEED are all things DRO and all the things that matter.

New endeavors are on the horizon and the DROLIFESTYLE Webstore is now officially up and running.  Please take a look and feedback is always welcome.  Check out the store, maybe pick up a few things because it would be greatly appreciated.  Support the movement, support the life.

So many new things are in the works for upcoming collections and swag.  It’s the little things that count sometimes so believe it that there will be some stoner tools and gadgets introduced.  The Blue Dream Scheme was the intro and to get the name out, now it’s time to get serious and go big with it.  Men and Women will be taken care with some fresh new designs and styles.  Keep your eyes open.  There’s nowhere to go but up for us.

Please spread the word, it is greatly appreciated.  DROFAM got the defensive and offensive.

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